What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.