What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality