What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.