What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.