What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.