What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.