What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.