What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice...

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.