5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Wanna go ride bikes?
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
Two, but how do they get in there?
Because one more would be too farty
A mashed potato.
They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces
Old. Oriental. Ovaries.