None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Fruit can't talk
Cell Phones.
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
His vision was based on movements.
The Aylmao.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
