None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
Pro-state cancer.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
