How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.