How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"