How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.