What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!