What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch