When your kid sleeps in between.
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.