What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.