Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Watch a movie with him.

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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The Daily Express.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.