What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.