What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor