What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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You want a piece of me !

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Antique farm equipment.

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ginger

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'