What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor