How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.