How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.