How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.