How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor