Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout