Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Cry me a peninsula.

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout