What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River