What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.