What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.