What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River