How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men