How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR