How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)