What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.