What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died