What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.