What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died