G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because the g is silent
Take away the G.
An emo-g
The G
Because they can get 4g
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
G,Esus.
They're not infallible
G u knit
Automobile.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
GINGER.
just add a G and now she's gone.
G:"I'm on both."
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
Her glitterus
Because G had.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
Nightmares you racist.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
The Underground Braille-road
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
General Knowledge
because the capital is always Dublin!
I thought friendship was magic
Friendship is magic.
You spend a large fortune
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
Ginger snaps
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Pay for the pizza.