Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.