Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts get?

missile toe

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g