Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.