Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash