What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!