What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.