Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )