How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!