What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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He's always nailed to the boards....

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You ca-lip this

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.