What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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A play on words.

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A: Because no one will look for them.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Petal to the nettle!

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Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.