Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!