Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"