Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.