Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.