How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee