How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.