How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.