How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.