Buy high sell higher.
If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.
Usually purr can !
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Polly want a Cracker.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
at the stock market
The stock market.