Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth?

What flavor au jus?

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market