What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.