What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking