What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.