What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.