How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.