How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.