How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!