How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter