How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.