What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship