What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.