What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!