What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs