What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.