What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.