What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.