What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.