What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".