Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.