How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.