How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!