How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.