How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.