How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.