How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.