How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.