How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.