How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers