How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....