What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.