What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.