What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!