What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"