What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Small Boat Jokes More Small Boat Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade