What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.