What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory?

Successful.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.