Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.