Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.