Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays