Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.