Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.