Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!