Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table