Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"