Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!