What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.