Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
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They Leave a Trail of Tears
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
Threw his baby out the window.
It tears your apart.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
The fourth wall
Euripides, Eumenides
Because he was an eye wetness.
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It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Marriage
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
The water washes away her tears
because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Attire.
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
A holy terror.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
A torn ACL
Nothing, he was just full of tears
He wanted to take a month off.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
Because they have tears in their eyes
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
An old glory hole.
With a "Cry-key!"
I had to draw my own conclusions.
The Trail of Smears
Hiss is the end of the line for you !
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!
They go back and re-herse.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Her lipstick
he was undercover *!*
The posters
sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.