Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
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They Leave a Trail of Tears
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
Threw his baby out the window.
It tears your apart.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
The fourth wall
Euripides, Eumenides
Because he was an eye wetness.
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It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Marriage
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
The water washes away her tears
because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Attire.
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
A holy terror.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
A torn ACL
Nothing, he was just full of tears
He wanted to take a month off.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
Because they have tears in their eyes
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
An old glory hole.
With a "Cry-key!"
I had to draw my own conclusions.
Cows are real.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Battery
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
Cheech Marinade!
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
In a handicapped spot.
They have the knights watch .
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
The Age Of Ultron.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
