Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"