Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.