Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.