Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$"

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"