What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar