Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming