Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."