Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.