Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.